Writing WAEC

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks) After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Shaving you

A Cute girl giving manicure to a man who is also getting a shave at a barber shop.

Problem At Work

Husband: I have a problem at the office.

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support...

Please Stay

Pastor explains to congregation that he must move onto another church...there is silence in d congregation because nobody wants him to go.

Hot S*** (Photo Of The day)

LOVE LETTER FROM AN IGBO BIZ MAN TO A GIRL

Hello pretty damsel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hv joined d moving people. Ndi na aga aga, d happening guys.

Pajamas

A girl invited her boyfriend (Jerry) over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents.

Give me your phone

Husband : give me your phone for a second.

Firing Squad

An Ibo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man were set to face a
firing squad.

Rich

Boy : Hi
Girl : What?
Boy : how are you?
Girl : do i know you?

Taking a Stand

A priest praying for a dying man, whispered to him, "denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil".

A Cabs Tale

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house.