Akpos asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you". The girl answered with a loud voice I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!". All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed.
Tuesday, 19 June 2012
Switch
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
I Am In Love
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Let's Do Comparisms
Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!
Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
I want to buy petrol
Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank
Attendant: I only speak english,sir
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank
Attendant: I only speak english,sir
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