Listen to the ENGLISH TEACHERS of nowadays in primary schools;
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.!
2. Both of you three get out of the class.!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length.!
Thursday, 27 December 2012
Bitter Leaf
Some suppliers of sugar cane were stopped by robbers on the road. “Give
us money! said the robbers. The suppliers replied : we hav no money cuz
we used all the money to buy this truck full of sugar cane. The pissed
robbers instructed the men to sit down and eat up the whole sugar cane.
CSI Brazilian
A strand of hair picked up from a Nigerian crime scene
No be foolishness
A man's car developed a fault near a psychiatry hospital. One of the tyre was loose, all the 4 knots had fallen off and no where to be found.
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