Bates Family

Larry Bates was introducing his family to an acquaintance..

Facial Surgery

Chukwu was in a very thoughtful mood. Emeka saw him and asked him, "what is the problem"?

Moon

One day the teacher was talking about marriage in class

Naked robber

Last week friday staff of a bank in calabar where shocked when a man walked in naked into the bank and went straight to the vault and started packing money.

Naija Light

Obama came to Nigeria for an official visit. He was with Goodluck on the balcony at Aso Rock. Suddenly, NEPA took light all over Abuja .

Use a Word

Stressing the importance of good vocabulary, the teacher told her teenage charges; "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

Maths Pocket

Teacher: "If you dip your hand into the left pocket of your shorts, and take out a 500 naira note,

N and D

Julius Malema recently bought a new automatic car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move.

Mental Hospital

During a visit to a mental hospital a Journalist asked the Director “How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?” Director:

Men Clap

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.

Mama chicken

A naija man travelled to Italy & entered a Restaurant & wanted 2 order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken Was called in Italian.

Not Addressed To You

Malema and his bodyguards are making letter bombs.
One of the bodyguards: "I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it."

Making A Baby

There is not one dirty word in it, yet its hilarious!

A Couple, Suresh and Reeta Sharma,in the US., were unable to conceive  and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

Ghetto Jacuzzi (Photo Of The Date)

Little Boy's Prayer

At dinner, a little boy Kanu was ordered to lead in prayer.
KANU: But I don't know what to pray?
DAD: Just pray for your family members.

Lincoln

Teacher : what happened in 1809?

LASTMA Popo

A man went to the vet with his dog. When driving back he beat a red light and before he could say jack LASTMA and police jumped into the back of his car.

Knocker

A Girl Posts An Ad In Newspaper For Her Life-Partner:
"Need A Person Who Never Leaves Me, Never Beats Me & Can Satisfy Me On Bed."

Know Know

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!

Kasali

Kasali saw an kai kai bottle at Oshodi he rubbed it to clean and a Genie popped out of the Bottle. "I will grant u one wish" says the genie.