Punctuation

An English Professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

Art Class drawing

During an Art Class
Teacher: Class Please draw a goat eating Grass.
Akpos: Aunty, should we ....

PRESS

Akpos walked into a political rally and saw a beautiful young lady journalist with a badge on her chest reading 'PRESS'