The High of Disappointment.....
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Peace
Peace didn't come from a 'posh' background, but always tried hard to give the impression that her family was rich and she was brought up with a 'silver spoon' in her mouth.
The New Alphabet
A- Apple B- Blackberry C- Chatting D- Download E- Email F- Facebook G- Google H- HP I- Iphone.
Old Woman
An old woman inside a bus headin 2 lagos 4rm calabar shoutd @ d driver "Oga, if u reach benin tell me o!
Driving in Warri
Okrima was driving in warri one day. It got dark & he discovered dat his headlights were no longer working.
Are You Relaxing?
One day Ogbologbo was enjoying the sun at the beach. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Ogbologbo answered, "No, I am Ogbologbo." Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Offering
A pastor ask d men to put offering according to their wives beauty! One man put 5 naira! Haba!
Soap
A pupil asked his teacher "Aunty, if I add OmO & Ariel detergent powder together, will it still produce bubbles?"
The Slap
A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends... The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...
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