Troy And Abed Spanish 101

Elephant and Camel

So... the elephant says to the camel

Love Surgery

After a long night of making love,d guy noticed a photo of another man on d woman's bedside table. He begins 2 worry???

Help Me

A Beautiful, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy inside a plane......The lady said to him ' Can you help me to remove something from my bosom?

Vacation for my son

Phone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Atutopuyoyo Elementary," answers the principal.

Sugar Free

Zaniab went to a shop in UK, picked up a Ribena and a Bag of Sugar,

Working Late

A secretary came angrily out of her boss' office,colleague asked-what happened??

My relatives

A couple went out together and had a quarrel on their way home.

Fat Runs

Me: "You're fat."

Facebook Like

Police: "Ma'am, your Husband has been involved in an accident. We need you to come and identify the
body."

Prayer Point

In a singles convention a prayer point was raised" that singles should pray for their heart desires". A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man.

Pick Your Picture

A Nigerian soldier was deployed to Borno from Warri. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend, Rukewe. In the letter, she explained that while he was away she had slept with 2 guys