What do you call people from...?

Teacher: What do we call people from Turkey?
Oborikoko: I don't know Sir.

Beatings

Oborikoko saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital right. So he asked. Daddy, what
are you doing? His father replied, 'I am beating your mummy'

Oborikoko thought for a while with sad face and said Mama, but what offence at all have you committed in this house?
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Aawww + Aawwww

Caro: How much for this dress??

SHOPKEEPER: N12,000

Side Effects

Okokobioko was sick, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.....