Dad joined facebook.

kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. wtf!!!!

Confession Time

A guy went on date with a hot babe in a Ferrari
Guy: I hid something from you.

Facebook Wedding Status

AT A RECENT WEDDING:
PRIEST: Do you agree to change your facebook status to married...?

Special Package

An airline introduced a special package for business men.

Frenzy in The kitchen

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.