Suitcase Of Money

Id & Ayo are two beggars in d UK, Ayo comes home with £10 in loose change, Id always comes back with a suitcase filled with £10 notes.

Police Line up

Police in Lagos, had good luck with Akpors, a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup.

Dearest Susan

My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.
Simply devastated. Won't u please consider coming back 2 me?

The great Liar

There was this guy that was always lying to his girlfriend,

Same Colour Briefs

A Wife buys 2 dozen man's briefs of the same colour on sale. Husband protests

Going To Market

TEACHER- who can make a sentence with GO?
Akpos- Me sir.
TEACHER- ok.

Nothing is impossible Apply wisdom

Dad: I want u 2 marry a gal of my choice.Son: no
Dad: She is Bill gates daughter.

Test on the High Sea

An American, An Englishman & a Nigerian where on a ship.