Business Student

A shy young guy goes to a bar & sees a beautiful girl sitting alone. He gathers some courage, goes 2 her table & asks: "mind If I sit here beside u?"
She responds loudly: "No! I don't wanna spend the night with u!" Everyone at the bar turns & stares at d guy.
D guy shocked & embarrassed goes back 2 his table

Evolution

​A little girl asked her mother, “How were humans created?”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”

Finders

Egbunike as coming home last monday evening and found a small bag on the ground. He opened it and found inside $50,000!! Fear 1st caught him, but he took the bag home opened it & found some Documents, ID card, ATM card & an Iphone. He thought about throwing the SIM, documents away & keeping the phone and money.

Fry Egg

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK! CAREFUL! CAREFUL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP! ARE YOU CRAZY! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL! USE MORE SALT! THE SALT!!"

Doctor

Junior: Good Morning Uncle.
UNCLE: Ahh! Junior long time. How r u doing?
Junior: I'm ok,thank u. I came looking for admission 2 realise my dream of becoming a doctor. And with ur help Sir, I believe I won't have any difficulty.