Lost Money

Aremu Junior got to class late and met the teacher at the door post.
Teacher: Why are u late?
Junior: A man lost #500.

Making Tea

One day Boke's Mum was out, she was home with her dad. She was 2 years old. She had a little 'tea set' (a gift). Dad was engrossd in the news when she brought him a cup of 'tea', just water.

Policeman vs Bus driver

Policeman: Driver, give me your driver's licence.
Driver: Oga OC, I no get driver's licence o.

Argument between a man and his wife

Rope

Chuku mistakenly fell into a deep well, so his wife bought a rope to rescue him,

Confession Time

A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

How Great our Fathers are

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".