You Got Mail

Agbo was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor Mrs. Ogbologbo came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house the she went.

Whatever He says

I get one friend before wey im mouth b like prophet own, anything the guy yarn dey come true.

Together At Last

She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.”

Animals on Facebook

IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:

Chances of Survival

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,  dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

The Waiting Room

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!"