Monday, 21 May 2012

N and D

Julius Malema recently bought a new automatic car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move.

Mental Hospital

During a visit to a mental hospital a Journalist asked the Director “How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?” Director:

Men Clap

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.

Mama chicken

A naija man travelled to Italy & entered a Restaurant & wanted 2 order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken Was called in Italian.

Not Addressed To You

Malema and his bodyguards are making letter bombs.
One of the bodyguards: "I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it."

Making A Baby

There is not one dirty word in it, yet its hilarious!

A Couple, Suresh and Reeta Sharma,in the US., were unable to conceive  and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

Ghetto Jacuzzi (Photo Of The Date)