What A story.

Do you know this?

A wife went on holiday leaving d husband behind. The husband got so was feeling frisky one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka Village and who seemed clever.

The Bus Ride

A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.

What do you have Left.

TEACHER: Akpos, wat is 4+4?

AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know.

Your Drink

Two guys, a Briton and an American were sitting together with one Hausa lady at a Bar in Abuja, and waiting to be served.

Forged Cheque

Alhaji Sambo lost his cheque booklet & went 2 d bank. d bank manager said 2 him,

Chief Lucky

​​​​​Chief Lucky: Hello is that Nondon?
Phone Operator: Yes.