Arithmetic

Rukevwe stopped by the corner store and read the following list to the attendant:

New Monkey Business!

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N10. The villagers went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N10.

Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?

Ans: No! I ’m training to die.!!

Some things you just can't explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

The farmer says,

"Some things you just can't explain."

Nigerian Sense of Humour

The sense of humor of the average Nigerian knows no bounds even in challenging times! Below is a  list of suggestions for Mr President, sequel to the recent renaming of Unilag.

Who Can Answer My Question?

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

Room With a View

Mrs. Richards: I asked 4 a room with a view
Basil Fawlty: As far as I can remember This is the view out of the window