A Pastor told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach on the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Monday, 2 July 2012
Familiar Face
A RICH woman in Traffic signaled to a BEGGAR : “I have seen you somewhere, u look so familiar”....
Wetin You for be
Boy sitting in front of a danfo bus said loudly to himself “if my dad was a king & my mum a queen would be a prince,
What Do you See
An illiterate Dad wit his educated son went on a camping trip. They setup their tent & fell asleep.
Casket Maker
Chidi who makes caskets was going to deliver 1 of his coffins wen his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put d coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
The great dissapointment
My trip to England has been a disappointment, the shops here love to deceive!
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