Meaning Of Dreams

A woman woke up in d morning and told her husband Fred, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. Do you know what dat means?".

Amnesty

MUM: Akpos dat fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: yes malee.

Donation

A little girl from Lekki British International School knocked on my door this morning.

Yawa!!!!

Agbami was traveling out of town with his driver to drop him at the airport.

English and Pigdin

ENG: As it is written in the bible.
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 bible!

Dim Wit

A guy arrived somewhat early from work, when he entered his home, he heard noise from his room and cried out while rushing in.

Right and Wrong

Listen to your elders ADVICE.