Understand

Teacher: What do U understand by definitive deficit equity?

No be foolishness

A man's car developed a fault near a psychiatry hospital. One of the tyre was loose, all the 4 knots had fallen off and no where to be found.

Not the same Guy

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes, and he ran into d forest, and climbed a tree.

What's The capital

Teacher: what is d capital of Turkey?: Tony replies Ankara,

Burial Money

A man invited his friends from far & wide for his father's funeral, after lowering the coffin they put yams, rice, meat E.T.C, into the grave. A Hausa man who is used to their simple way of burying the dead, asked "why do you waste so much food item this hard times? The man smiled & said, ''according to our tradition the dead man is going on a long journey & therefore needs all the food items.

Looking for My wife

Akpos enters a church n finds the priest."How may I help you son?" asks the priest.

"Am looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess".

5 Years From Now

Interviewer: Where do u see urself in 5 yrs sir?..