Thursday, 27 December 2012

Spiri Soap (Photo Of the Day)


Bitter Leaf

Some suppliers of sugar cane were stopped by robbers on the road. “Give us money! said the robbers. The suppliers replied : we hav no money cuz we used all the money to buy this truck full of sugar cane. The pissed robbers instructed the men to sit down and eat up the whole sugar cane.

CSI Brazilian

A strand of hair picked up from a Nigerian crime scene

Understand

Teacher: What do U understand by definitive deficit equity?

No be foolishness

A man's car developed a fault near a psychiatry hospital. One of the tyre was loose, all the 4 knots had fallen off and no where to be found.

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Not the same Guy

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes, and he ran into d forest, and climbed a tree.

What's The capital

Teacher: what is d capital of Turkey?: Tony replies Ankara,