You no Sabi

Emeka: U be fool, u no sabi nothing.
Anofia: Ahhh...haba guy
Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and u see 2 light for road, na wetin be dat?
Anofia: Na moto.

Make me bread and tea

Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.
JIDE: u get loaf of bread?

Heavy Weight

Lecture

A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he walked unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

Turn to Your neighbour

Pastor: Turn to your left and tell your neighbour that it shall be permanent.

Brother In Law

Mr. Ogbonna was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital),and taken quickly in for heart surgery.

One evening after work, koloko drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party.