Couples were in court for divorce. The problem is who gets the
custody of the child. The wife jumps up & said, your honour I
brought the child into this world in pains & labour, he should be in
my custody.!!
The Judge turns to the husband & asks what he has to
say. The man then said calmly, "Your honour, if I put my ATM card into
an ATM & cash comes out "whose cash is it? The machine's or mine?"
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