Whos is that person

Speaker: "Best Yrs of My Life was spent in d Arms of a Woman hu wasn't MY WIFE!" Audience was in Shock. He said: MY MOTHER. Applause!

A Man tried 2 crack dis @Home. Drunk he says 2 Wife:
Best Yrs of My Life wer spent in d Arms of a Woman hu wasn't my Wife! He tryed 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally said:I can't remember hu She is. He woke in a Hospital, recoverin 4rm Burns of hot Water. Moral: DONT COPY IF U CANT PASTE