A Nigerian man and his wife were having dinner at a very nice restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies
the husband, "she's my mistress.""Well, that's the last straw," says the
wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that,"
replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that
you don't get any more shopping trips to London, Paris orNew York, no
more Christmas abroad, no more weekend trips to South Africa orDubai, no
more Mercedes, Land Rover or BMW in the garage and no more Boat Club,
Beach House or Ikoyi Club. But the decision is yours."Just then, another
Nigerian friend enters the restaurant with a younger gorgeous girl on
his arm."Who's that woman with Chief?" asks the wife."That's his
mistress," says her husband."Ours is prettier," she replies
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