Or What?

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

Returning the favour

A man was starved of sex bcos his wife had put 2 birth thru CS.
One day, the wife said Eeyaa!, my Love, I know how u must be feeling bcos of my condition; abeg take this #2000 and look for someone and satisfy urself.

Transfer Pain

Mr and Mrs Duyankpan were having their baby and were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it.

Get Mine

Timipre sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man , and tells the driver (bolous), Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?.

Under the Table

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

Message to The Wife

Awesome msg sent by a man to his wife:

Key in the Car

As narrated by a lady:
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasn't there,
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

Bra size

Panku went to a shop to buy bra for his wife & this conversation ensued
Panku: i Wan buy bra for my wife Seller: ok sir, Abeg What size?
Man: I no Really know o

Coming From London for a wife

Charles travelled from d UK with hopes of marrying a decent naija babe. So he came to warri and had plans of marrying my neighbor Elohor. He got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet and decided to call Elohor.

Confessions Of A Lady

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I... shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

Obituary

An Igbo Business man went 2 publsh his Wife's obituary in d local paper. They told him its N1000 a word. He only had N4,000 so he askd dem 2 put in "Ngozi Chukwuma is Dead".

Angry Husband

Angry husband not satisfied with his wife sent an SMS to his Mother-in-Law:

Low Battery( The caller of the year)

Okpelenge saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY".

She Wont Speak

A drunk came home very late and sat on the Door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness.

The Recruits

Three men answered and ad for CIA agents. The ad stated the men were to bring their wives. The first man was called in for the interview.

Special Package

An airline introduced a special package for business men.

Frenzy in The kitchen

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.

I love you

A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you.

Our Problem

Husband: I have a problem at the office.
Wife: we are married & never say I have a problem, say we have a problem.

Please Buy me Milk

A wife says to her husband, 'Could you please go to the store for me & buy a carton of milk?