Lazarus Surname

OGBORIKOKO IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS.
 TEACHER: What is d surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from d dead?
OGBORIKOKO: Comfort.

What do you call people from...?

Teacher: What do we call people from Turkey?
Oborikoko: I don't know Sir.

Art Class drawing

During an Art Class
Teacher: Class Please draw a goat eating Grass.
Akpos: Aunty, should we ....

Rice and Beans

Teacher: Construct a sentence
using the words beans and Rice.

Kweku: I ate beans and rice last night for supper.
Sheku: Mom cooked beans for us
this morning
Dan: I just ate rice for lunch.
Dumukpalor: We human rice because We are all human Beans!

Is Play we

Teacher: Chukwudi make a simple sentence with "is"?".

Have Left

MATHS TEACHER :

Spell Plantain

TEACHER: " rukevwe, spell plantain".
RUKEVWE: "which of them"?

Lost Money

Aremu Junior got to class late and met the teacher at the door post.
Teacher: Why are u late?
Junior: A man lost #500.

Speaking To God

TEACHER fell asleep in Class and AKP0RS walked up to him
Tamuno: "Teacher are u..... Sleeping in class"
TEACHER: "No, i am not sleeping in  class"
Tamuno: "What were u doing Sir"

Johnny's Chick

Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

The Son Of

Akpos was doing his maths
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,

What Would You have?

Teacher: Akpos, if you put your hand in one trouser pocket and found 70 Naira, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 Naira, what would you have?

Dear Teasher

Dear Teasher,Please I not like how you gived my children 2 over 10 in the English ezam.

Going To Market

TEACHER- who can make a sentence with GO?
Akpos- Me sir.
TEACHER- ok.

If I have......

Math teacher: I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other, what do I have?

Where Is Your Home Work

Teacher:Where is your home work?

Concentrate On your Studies

TEACHER :- Akpos, who is the president of Togo?

Akpos :- Aunty I don't know oh..

Who is the culprit

A guy with a gun enters a bar.

Let's Do Comparisms

Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..

Pump Action

little Rukevwe comes back from the school crying.