Chances of Survival

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,  dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

The Waiting Room

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!"

Dwarf Hair

A man walks up to a woman in the office and says, 'your hair smells nice.'

Committees Setup

Obama to Jonathan..'Mr President, why are there so many committees in Nigeria?.

Do Not Urinate Here

Mr. Tamuno's house was situated at the corner of the street and passersby always used to urinate on his fence. The smell got so bad that they had to close the windows of the house always.

The Taxi Ride

A naked lady ran into an Igbo man's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lgbo man didn't start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again. The lady saw him and said: what's ur problem man??

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all
of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his
money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die,
 I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
 with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
 me.'