Together At Last

She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.”

Animals on Facebook

IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:

Chances of Survival

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,  dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

The Waiting Room

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!"

Dwarf Hair

A man walks up to a woman in the office and says, 'your hair smells nice.'

Committees Setup

Obama to Jonathan..'Mr President, why are there so many committees in Nigeria?.

Do Not Urinate Here

Mr. Tamuno's house was situated at the corner of the street and passersby always used to urinate on his fence. The smell got so bad that they had to close the windows of the house always.