The Most Stupid

Mr Azu and his friend Oko were arguing about their sons. Mr Azu said his son was more foolish than Oko's son, but Oko disagreed so they decided to prove it.

Methaphor

Teacher: Class Please use a methaphor in a sentence.

Hot Water Phone

A friend's calabar house girl was answering her phone while cooking and the phone fell into boiling hot water.

The One Above

2 Choir members were Being Intimate under a tree, not knowing, a smoker was up on the tree hiding & smoking.

I cheated

Amo - (to her boyfriend) I cheated.

FAVORITE FLOWER

Teacher: "Akpos, what is your favorite flower?".
Akpos: "Krysantomanus esculanta"

PLS TAKE COVER

Ekaitte writes to her boyfriend - Akpors:

Dear my dearest Akpors

This is your girlfriend calling. Before I go on, how is your air condition?

You do something I dont like at all. You take another girlfriend & it pains me.