All Women

During an argument, a husband told his wife "Women are just donkeys. " All women are donkeys!

Major James Monitoring

Major James has been monitoring d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening.

But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major picked d call as usual.

Major: hello! may I know u?

The One Above

2 Choir members were Being Intimate under a tree, not knowing, a smoker was up on the tree hiding & smoking.

Out of Curiousity

I saw Musa wrapping his phone with a hanky, out of curiousity,

My birthday Gift Love

Girlfriend: where is my birthday gift? I can't wait to see it.

Sun Of My Life

Girl: Do you want to be the sun of my life?
Boy: of course!

Master Question

A girl asks a guy...

Saved You Money

Akpos walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

How Much do you Love me.

Girl: how much do you love me?

Boyfriend: I love u so much, I can't measure.