Side Effects

Okokobioko was sick, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.....

Errand

A white man attended an Igbo church in Nigeria and was confused as to what he heard d church sing. He narrates his story......... "

Transfer Pain

Mr and Mrs Duyankpan were having their baby and were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it.

Get Mine

Timipre sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man , and tells the driver (bolous), Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?.

You no Sabi

Emeka: U be fool, u no sabi nothing.
Anofia: Ahhh...haba guy
Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and u see 2 light for road, na wetin be dat?
Anofia: Na moto.

Make me bread and tea

Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.
JIDE: u get loaf of bread?

Heavy Weight