Osobaifo was caught writing on the wall by the Headboy Authur, an offence punishable by 24 strokes then suspension. The Headboy took Osobaifo to the principal where he was having a meeting with teachers.
Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Monday, 19 November 2012
Heaven and Hell
Akpos died and went 2 heaven (shey una don happy now) where he met Angel Micheal
Akpos::: So finally I make heave after all d rubbish wey I do 4 life Tank God 4 God o:O
Angel Micheal::: Oya cum enter ya room
Akpos::: Bros Micheal wetin dey sup 4 downstairs cos d noise na DIE
Angel Micheal:: Na hell fire b dat
Akpos::: So finally I make heave after all d rubbish wey I do 4 life Tank God 4 God o:O
Angel Micheal::: Oya cum enter ya room
Akpos::: Bros Micheal wetin dey sup 4 downstairs cos d noise na DIE
Angel Micheal:: Na hell fire b dat
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Child naming
Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming at d church, this conversation ensued.
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Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?
Akpos: (With smiles all over his face) Akpos!
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Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?
Akpos: (With smiles all over his face) Akpos!
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Hidden Facts
Some hidden facts:
1) 90% of people in Australia
don't drink milk.
2) Snake's vision...is up to 5km
3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completely surrounded by mercury.
1) 90% of people in Australia
don't drink milk.
2) Snake's vision...is up to 5km
3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completely surrounded by mercury.
Tuesday, 23 October 2012
Hotel Guests
Osobaifo just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"
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