Who does He Choose

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

Construction Time

A White Man visited Nigeria for the first time and was taken round the city of abuja by A taxi driver. They drove past an edifice that looked like the World Trade Centre.

Milk Strength

They say milk gives you strength so Kpeku drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall,

When did you Realise

Judge said to prostitute "so when did u realise u were raped"

Angry Husband

Angry husband not satisfied with his wife sent an SMS to his Mother-in-Law:

Going to Heaven

A House girl went to Church for sunday service and the pastor ask the church, " If you know you want to go to Heaven raise up your hand" everybody did except the girl.

Name for twins

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.