Library Book Return

Akpos returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and Yells, "I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all"

Mosquito

A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. When It came back,
the father asked,
"how was It out there & how did u feel?"

Imagining

Teacher asks the class: students, imagine you are at Ikeja bus stop

Thou Shall Not Lie

A minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

What you eat in your Country

In England,a Nigerian was chewing bone after eating a meal.

Stolen Car

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken
in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal,
even the accelerator," he cried out.

8 WOMEN MEN SHOULDN'T DATE.

 Men have the gift of spotting baggage- carriers from afar off, as well as the skill to avoid them.
Well, most men… If you’re one of the helpless souls who do not, here are the 8 types of women that
no young Nigerian man should date. At all.