Pastor

A Pastor was stopped by police who naturally wanted something & He was not playing ball, they asked for his papers & found noting with which 2 nail him, he was asked to open the hood.
A careful scrutiny of the engine number found letter U was in such a way dat it could be taken for V.  The officer-in-charge shoutd "stolen car" knowing he committed no crime, he called the OC sayin he was a pastor. OC: "Abeg, leave dat pastor thing. If you are one, then you must have a Bible in the car, bring it."He did so. OC: "Read Matt 5:25-26 2 me.  The pastor opened it & read: "Settle matters quickly wit your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are stil with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, & d judge may hand you over to the officer, & you may be thrown in prison. I tell you thed truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." The Pastor quietly made an offering of N100 to his newly found preacher.