My Daddy

"If you had 1 Naira," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another naira and fifty 50, how much money would you have?"
"One Naira." answered Akpors

iShag

Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE & his wife an iRON.

Wetin You carry

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

Song Dedication

After Church Hour, a boy called FM radio station & said;

Saved You Money

Akpos walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

Prayer Point

In a singles convention a prayer point was raised" that singles should pray for their heart desires". A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man.

Go Shopping

Obi: Chi I taught we agreed on a date today?
Chinwe: I'm not feeling well.

Kasali

Kasali saw an kai kai bottle at Oshodi he rubbed it to clean and a Genie popped out of the Bottle. "I will grant u one wish" says the genie.

Pastor

A Pastor was stopped by police who naturally wanted something & He was not playing ball, they asked for his papers & found noting with which 2 nail him, he was asked to open the hood.

Girl: why can't guys sing CHOP MY MONEY with all their hearts?