Formula for Water

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?..
Osobaifo: H I J K L M N O.

Hidden Facts

Some hidden facts:

1) 90% of people in Australia
don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision...is up to 5km

3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completely surrounded by mercury.

Hotel Guests

Osobaifo just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.

The manager told him:

"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"

Types Of Coffee

Teacher: how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?

Bolous:- Two types.

Lazarus Surname

OGBORIKOKO IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS.
 TEACHER: What is d surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from d dead?
OGBORIKOKO: Comfort.

20th Floor

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 20th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid" she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 13th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

Ya PIN

IGBO GUY: Bebe, are u on BB? Ngwa give me ya bb pin.

Ghost Man

Ogborikoko stayed close to the cemetery so he used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.

He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.

Ogborikoko did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.

One cool evening, Ogborikoko boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction.

"MONEY?" the angry looking Okada man asked.

Cool Radio

I saw my gateman who bought a radio put it in the refrigerator and when I asked why.