Lazarus Surname

OGBORIKOKO IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS.
 TEACHER: What is d surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from d dead?
OGBORIKOKO: Comfort.

Speaking To God

TEACHER fell asleep in Class and AKP0RS walked up to him
Tamuno: "Teacher are u..... Sleeping in class"
TEACHER: "No, i am not sleeping in  class"
Tamuno: "What were u doing Sir"

Johnny's Chick

Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

The Son Of

Akpos was doing his maths
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,

What Would You have?

Teacher: Akpos, if you put your hand in one trouser pocket and found 70 Naira, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 Naira, what would you have?

Solve The Equation

The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)".

Where Is Your Home Work

Teacher:Where is your home work?