Lost Money

Aremu Junior got to class late and met the teacher at the door post.
Teacher: Why are u late?
Junior: A man lost #500.

Suitcase Of Money

Id & Ayo are two beggars in d UK, Ayo comes home with £10 in loose change, Id always comes back with a suitcase filled with £10 notes.

Consolation Fee

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

Song Dedication

After Church Hour, a boy called FM radio station & said;

Currency units

TEACHER : Students, please name some units of currency

Bury The Money with Me

Mr Chukwudi was a very stingy rich Fellow. On his death bed he told his ever faithful wife Adaku he had one last request.

Saved You Money

Akpos walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

Chief Regular

Chidozie works hard at the office but spends two nights each week working out at the gym, & playing golf every Saturday n Sunday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she chooses to surprise him & takes him to a very popular strip club.

Only in America

BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina. .

Prayer Point

In a singles convention a prayer point was raised" that singles should pray for their heart desires". A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man.

Go Shopping

Obi: Chi I taught we agreed on a date today?
Chinwe: I'm not feeling well.

Doesn't Pay

A man went into the bar with his wife.

Maths Pocket

Teacher: "If you dip your hand into the left pocket of your shorts, and take out a 500 naira note,

Kasali

Kasali saw an kai kai bottle at Oshodi he rubbed it to clean and a Genie popped out of the Bottle. "I will grant u one wish" says the genie.