Major James Monitoring

Major James has been monitoring d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening.

But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major picked d call as usual.

Major: hello! may I know u?

How Great our Fathers are

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The Kind Of Girl

Ogbemu was 32 years old and he was still single.

One Million For 5 children

Nigerian government announced to pay N1million to all men with 5 kids. A man heard this and said to his wife, Julia, I have a child with my girlfriend let me go and take him so we can add him to our 4 kids.

Evolution

​A little girl asked her mother, “How were humans created?”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”

My Daddy

"If you had 1 Naira," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another naira and fifty 50, how much money would you have?"
"One Naira." answered Akpors

Dear Teasher

Dear Teasher,Please I not like how you gived my children 2 over 10 in the English ezam.

Dad joined facebook.

kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. wtf!!!!

Thats My Son

A car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered.

Subtraction And Addition

Father: Uzo what is 1+1?

I Am In Love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.

The IIl's Of Alchohol

Will was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.

See Correct Fathers

Akpos' father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat
watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the
podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued:

Saved You Money

Akpos walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

Vacation for my son

Phone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Atutopuyoyo Elementary," answers the principal.