Nigerian government announced to pay N1million to all men with 5 kids. A
man heard this and said to his wife, Julia, I have a child with my
girlfriend let me go and take him so we can add him to our 4 kids.
Showing posts with label Mother. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mother. Show all posts
Friday, 27 July 2012
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
Evolution
A little girl asked her mother, “How were humans created?”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”
Sunday, 15 July 2012
The Son Of
Akpos was doing his maths
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,
Wednesday, 11 July 2012
junior Please chop
A woman was on a bus wit her 1 yr old son, she offered him snacks, "Junior u want chin chin, I will give this man next 2 me".
Tuesday, 10 July 2012
Dear Teasher
Dear Teasher,Please I not like how you gived my children 2 over 10 in
the English ezam.
Tuesday, 19 June 2012
I Am In Love
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
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