What do you call people from...?

Teacher: What do we call people from Turkey?
Oborikoko: I don't know Sir.

Rice and Beans

Teacher: Construct a sentence
using the words beans and Rice.

Kweku: I ate beans and rice last night for supper.
Sheku: Mom cooked beans for us
this morning
Dan: I just ate rice for lunch.
Dumukpalor: We human rice because We are all human Beans!

Have Left

MATHS TEACHER :

Spell Plantain

TEACHER: " rukevwe, spell plantain".
RUKEVWE: "which of them"?

How Great our Fathers are

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

Speaking To God

TEACHER fell asleep in Class and AKP0RS walked up to him
Tamuno: "Teacher are u..... Sleeping in class"
TEACHER: "No, i am not sleeping in  class"
Tamuno: "What were u doing Sir"

Johnny's Chick

Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

What Would You have?

Teacher: Akpos, if you put your hand in one trouser pocket and found 70 Naira, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 Naira, what would you have?

Solve The Equation

The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)".

Dear Teasher

Dear Teasher,Please I not like how you gived my children 2 over 10 in the English ezam.

Going To Market

TEACHER- who can make a sentence with GO?
Akpos- Me sir.
TEACHER- ok.

Where Is Your Home Work

Teacher:Where is your home work?

Concentrate On your Studies

TEACHER :- Akpos, who is the president of Togo?

Akpos :- Aunty I don't know oh..

Let's Do Comparisms

Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..

Tamuno Goes to write Jamb Exam

Tamuno go write Jamb, when time for english reach, e begin spy one fine babe wey siddon near am.

Currency units

TEACHER : Students, please name some units of currency

Pass English

Boyfriend: "Baby I heard you failed English at 'O' Level"

See Correct Fathers

Akpos' father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat
watching and amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the
podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued:

All Idiots Stand up!!

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
Akpos stood up.

Principal

Boy: That principal na real big mumu guy.
Girl: u know who I be?