During an argument, a husband told his wife "Women are just donkeys. " All women are donkeys!
Tuesday, 1 January 2013
Free Tonight
One night a pangolo asked his girlfriend (Rukevwe): "Darling are you free tonight"
Good Friend
Some soldiers arrested Kpeku and asked him to carry 1,000 blocks to
the other side of the road. He had moved over 900 blocks before he saw
the commandant and quickly recognised him as an old classmate. He called
his name and briefly explained everything to him.
Should I Tell Him
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
Wine Taster
In an alcohol factory the regular Taster died and the Director
started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty
look came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory
wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
Acts
A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a
bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of
weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and
proceeded to quote scripture.
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