All Women

During an argument, a husband told his wife "Women are just donkeys. " All women are donkeys!

Buying on the Express

Dokpemu was travelling in his private car along the Lagos-Ore express road, when he sited a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar & decided to buy. He stopped & priced.......... Madam,how much is ur bushmeat???.... Oga na 7000naira...... Haba Madam, e too cost, na how much U go sell am last???....Oga bring 6500........

The Lady and the Guy's Inbox

These are what you find in a LADY'S INBOX:

1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)