Your Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

What's Your Major?

Interviewer: ' Mr Dapo how are you today?.
Dapo: 'It is fine sir'.

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If you are over 30, smart and intelligent, you have a valid ID and excellent university result.
You can Speak either English, Yoruba or Igbo, you are looking for a 9am-4pm job, with net salary of N35.5million p.a., weekly allowance of $2500 USD.