Sleeping on duty

One of our staff went missing for hours and we combed up the place looking for him.

URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!!

If you are over 30, smart and intelligent, you have a valid ID and excellent university result.
You can Speak either English, Yoruba or Igbo, you are looking for a 9am-4pm job, with net salary of N35.5million p.a., weekly allowance of $2500 USD.

I Wear The Pants

Adamu was going to be married to Fatima
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Adamu, let me tell you something.