Collision

A doctor and a lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn't have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt.

Idiot in Heaven

A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.  Before anyone knew, the three men  found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven,where St.Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

Horses

Guy enters a bar stressed. Bartender: What's up?
Guy: I've got these 2 horses & I can't tell dem apart. I'm mixin up riding & feeding times.
Bartender: why don't u shave d tail of 1 horse?

Pastor

A Pastor was stopped by police who naturally wanted something & He was not playing ball, they asked for his papers & found noting with which 2 nail him, he was asked to open the hood.

Bullet Proof

Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep, he was travelling from Abuja to Kano when he was accosted by armed bandits,

Politicians

A bus full of politicians was driving down a country road when their bus ran off d road & crashed in2 a tree in an old farmers field. The cops came out few hours later.

Cashless Lagos (Photo of the Day)