The Kind Of Girl

Ogbemu was 32 years old and he was still single.

Suicide

A tenant walked in n saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued,

One Million For 5 children

Nigerian government announced to pay N1million to all men with 5 kids. A man heard this and said to his wife, Julia, I have a child with my girlfriend let me go and take him so we can add him to our 4 kids.

Child Of God

A man armed wit Ak 47 ran into a church and pointed d gun at d congregation demanding "who is a child of God here, let me send him 2 heaven?

Mind Your Business

How Akpasubi learnt 2 mind his own biz!

Business Student

A shy young guy goes to a bar & sees a beautiful girl sitting alone. He gathers some courage, goes 2 her table & asks: "mind If I sit here beside u?"
She responds loudly: "No! I don't wanna spend the night with u!" Everyone at the bar turns & stares at d guy.
D guy shocked & embarrassed goes back 2 his table

Evolution

​A little girl asked her mother, “How were humans created?”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”