Friday, 24 August 2012

Under the Table


A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The Most Stupid

Mr Azu and his friend Oko were arguing about their sons. Mr Azu said his son was more foolish than Oko's son, but Oko disagreed so they decided to prove it.

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Methaphor

Teacher: Class Please use a methaphor in a sentence.

Hot Water Phone

A friend's calabar house girl was answering her phone while cooking and the phone fell into boiling hot water.

The One Above

2 Choir members were Being Intimate under a tree, not knowing, a smoker was up on the tree hiding & smoking.

I cheated

Amo - (to her boyfriend) I cheated.

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

FAVORITE FLOWER

Teacher: "Akpos, what is your favorite flower?".
Akpos: "Krysantomanus esculanta"