Successful Sons

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

junior Please chop

A woman was on a bus wit her 1 yr old son, she offered him snacks, "Junior u want chin chin, I will give this man next 2 me".

She Wont Speak

A drunk came home very late and sat on the Door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness.

Thats My Son

A car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered.

Subtraction And Addition

Father: Uzo what is 1+1?

I Am In Love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.